It has occurred to me that there are a shit load of things I am thankful for in my life. While there are a ton of happenings which I could probably gripe about (see: fattest kid in class, ages 10 to 16, directly coinciding with puberty and the peak of E! Wild On) I elect to take a positive view on life. Hence, I will author a list (it may be one, it may be many) of things which I am thankful for. Almost all of them will be petty.Number one, God made my eyes reasonably distanced from one another. While I might have a larger, triangular nose and a pronounced chin, that shit can be fixed. Eyes too far apart? Good fucking luck.
Wild On! Brooke Burke can do terrible/wonderful things to the mind of a man. (Quoth my gentlemen friend: "I used to masturbate so much to that show.") I was always a Cindy Taylor fan, myself.
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